Modern Seinfeld, modern phone systems, same old shenanigans

seinfeld_castI went to college in the new B. C. (before cell phones), so I’ve often wondered how different those years would have been with modern communications tools. I mean, back in the day, on Thursday nights everyone just knew that me and my crew waited until after Seinfeld before we rolled into Schooners for quarter taps. Now, we’d be able to announce our intentions on Facebook, check into the bar when we arrived, and create a special hashtag for our typical Thursday shenanigans (#PartyLikeARockStar).

Like my reminiscences, the awesome Twitter account, Modern Seinfeld, attempts to place a 90s classic into the modern age. Basically, Modern Seinfeld posits likely Seinfeld scenarios as if the show was still airing.

It’s genius and just makes me wish the gang would get back together. Of course it also makes me think about how the Seinfeld characters would use (or abuse) the technology enabled by our VoIP phone systems. It’s not that hard to imagine the following scenarios:

Elaine has to decide when to upgrade her new boyfriend to a priority alert ring on her VoIP phone. Unfortunately, by the end of the episode they break up because she finds out he’s selectively rejecting her calls using his phone system.

George has been using the remote office feature of his VoIP phone system and hasn’t actually gone into work at Yankee Stadium in years. He’s shocked to find the old stadium demolished and a new one up in its place.

Jerry’s parents start using a prepaid cell phone and since Jerry’s configured his VoIP phone to block all anonymous calls, his parents can’t get a hold of him. They fly up from Florida, convinced something terrible has happened to him, and burst in on him and his new girlfriend. The girlfriend breaks up with Jerry because she thinks he’s a horrible person for “ignoring” his parents.

Kramer sends any calls he can’t answer on time to Jerry’s phone using his VoIP phone’s call forwarding no answer feature. The episode ends on Morty & Helen Seinfeld’s confused faces when their son finally picks up the phone, but answers with “Kramerica Industries, can I help you?”

As Kenny Bania would say, “That’s gold, Jerry! Gold!” But, in all seriousness, Seinfeld hasn’t changed, but our communications capabilities and expectations sure have. While Jerry and the gang would basically use that technology for evil or mischief, these features make your business more mobile, reliable and flexible. Just don’t hire George. Ever.

About Kris Prusynski

Kris works on the Commercial Marketing team at TDS Telecom and helps TDS achieve their online objectives through digital marketing and website optimization. She has worked in the digital marketing space for over 15 years, in product categories as diverse as shoes, banking, beds and pig farming supplies (really!). Kris has both undergraduate degrees and an MBA from the University of Wisconsin - Madison and therefore bleeds Badger red. She’s a veteran blogger on topics ranging from digital marketing to Wisconsin fish frys to the sweet necessity of ugly office sweaters. Nowadays, you’re more likely to find her on Twitter or Google+ trying to decipher the mysteries of A Song of Ice and Fire. In her spare time, you can find Kris kayaking, hanging out at the dog park, or thinking about lawn care.

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One Response to Modern Seinfeld, modern phone systems, same old shenanigans

  1. Harry Fong August 5, 2013 at 1:51 pm #

    Just think, Jerry could have retrieved this message,, from Crazy Joe Davola via a wav file!!

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